Homegrown Chinglish, Part 2

January 1, 2008 / by soultrawler

Bad mood.  Mai ti grao chi.

Obese.  Mai ti pao chi.

Bad posture.  Slao chi.

Timid.  Mao si.

Dumb broad.  Flai ti flu zi.

Riveting my gaze.  Ai yin yu!

Unclimbable.  Tu hai.  (Antonym:  tu lo.)

What's the litigation about?  Wai hi su?

Mildly inebriated gal.  Shi slai tli ti psi.

Ballet slipper.  Dan sing shu.

I thought you were single?  Hu yu meh ri?

Hefty babe.  Chun ki mung ki.

Doesn't fit right.  Wong sai zin.

Not given to booze.  Ti toh tah lin.

Bonsai.  Tai ni twi.

Small dog.  Tai ni bao wao.

Newborn cat.  Ti nsi myao myao.

Bad restaurant.  Lao si ku kin.

Eye-catching.  Lu ki lu ki!

Poor judgment.  Wong tin kin.

On the lam.  Fli ying.

Goo'bye, 2007!  Tai mphlai.

Crushing defeat.  Wa tah lu.

Which candidate are you voting for?  Hu yu tchu zin?

Best way out.  Lee din so lu shen.

2nd decade of the 20th c.  Ro rin twen ti

Bye!  Si yu!



































4 comments on Homegrown Chinglish, Part 2

  • dogsalot said 7 months ago
    [LOL][LOL][LOL]You are brilliant!!![THUMBUP][HEART]Laurie
  • soultrawler said 7 months ago
    Aw, shux, ye're givin' me too much credit! [BLUSH][BLUSH][SMILE][HEART]
  • skyeblue said 7 months ago
    Good! Good! Loved em all---best laugh I had all day. Cute and clever! [THUMBUP][THUMBUP][THUMBUP]
  • soultrawler said 7 months ago
    As you can tell from the fact I made a 2nd list, it was as addictive as 'tater chips.[LOL]

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